Audra Clemmings is a character created by Diane Bator
Greetings, guys and gals! Today's guest, Audra Clemming, really likes the sound of her voice! We have a lot of questions and answers, so let's skip the introduction and dive right in. What was the first investigation you ever did? What
was the last? Do you expect to do more investigations in the future?
My first case has to do with graffiti at the school
my kids went to. It wasn’t put into a book yet but could come back to bite me
again! It involved the same officer I had to deal with when the cowboy was
murdered.
What’s your major strength
while investigating a murder?
I’m nosy and don’t listen well. I
also have a great sidekick – my dog Drake.
What’s your major weakness
while investigating a murder?
I’m nosy and don’t listen well.
Did you choose to become a
detective? Or didn’t you have a choice?
I really didn’t choose to
become any sort of detective. I do like to read mystery novels when I’m not
doing needlepoint or running my shop Stitch’n’Time so naturally I was curious
when my best friend Merilee, Drake, and I found a dead man on the bench in
front of our shop.
What’s your daytime
occupation? How does it relate to your investigations?
Merilee
and I own a little craft shop in Sugarwood called Stitch’n’Time. We sell things
like needlepoint supplies and craft kits, quilting supplies, and accessories
for all sorts of needle crafts. Every Wednesday, we now have a quilting circle
who takes over our space for a few hours. It only relates to
investigations because it’s located along a busy street. We also have a great
space in back to hang our posters that help us sort out who’s who in our
investigations.
Do you have your own detective
agency? Would you consider opening one and going pro?
No way!
It’s dangerous enough running a craft shop! I don’t think I’d ever be a
professional detective. To much stress!
What made you think you could
solve a case?
I’m not sure I thought I could actually solve it, I
just asked a lot of questions and got the wrong people angry with me for
meddling.
Why were you the ideal person
to solve that case?
No one suspects the woman who runs the craft shop
of trying to solve the case! Most of my suspects were people around me who knew
me and didn’t take me seriously.
What do you like least about
investigating a case?
When one of my suspects decides to hurt me
or someone I love.
What gives you the most
satisfaction while investigating a case?
I have to admit, it felt good
to get justice for the poor guy who died. And for the kids accused of
vandalizing the school once we caught the culprits.
What can you do that the
police can't?
Befriend my suspects without them thinking their
names are on a poster board with a list of reasons why I think they could have
done it.
How do you deal with the
responsibility of being on a case?
Responsibility never occurred
to me. Well, aside from feeling bad if anyone got hurt. That did happen a
couple times.
Did you ever doubt your skills
as a detective? How do you deal with that?
When in doubt, this amateur
sleuth goes into hibernation mode with cheesecake and a great needlepoint.
Currently, I’m making a Christmas stocking for my dog.
What do you know about
investigating? How did you acquire that knowledge?
Like I said, I’m
nosy. I also watch mystery movies and read crime novels.
Are you a fan of crime novels?
What are your favorites?
I love to read when I don’t have a project to
work on or a crime to solve. Kathy Reichs, Karin Slaughter appeal to me so do
some lighter mystery reads like Agatha Christie, Ellery Adams, and Janet
Evanovich.
Do you watch crime TV shows and
movies? What are your favorites?
I’m hooked on reruns of Columbo and
Bones as well as Murder, She Wrote.
Who do you see yourself the closest to: Sherlock Holmes, Hercule Poirot, Miss Marple or Sam Spade?
More
like Inspector Jacques Clouseau from the Pink Panther Movies. Peter Sellers
always makes me laugh!
What do you know about crime
scene investigation?
About as much as I know about corporate tax law.
Not much. All I know, I learned from television.
What do you know about the
psychology of a criminal?
Just that some of them can be very smart, but
crazy. The one who killed the cowboy was clever and the last person on my
radar.
Can you describe a time when
your work as a detective was criticized?
Pretty much daily. My husband,
Rex, isn’t a big fan of me digging into any mystery. He even banned mystery
novels from the house for a while until he realized I was reading them at work
when it was quiet.
How do you deal with the
authorities while doing your investigation?
I’m polite and try to help
them, but sometimes a girl just has to keep things to herself. Lucky for me,
I’m neighbors with both a judge and the medical examiner. Good to have friends
in high places when the police won’t cooperate.
Do you have anyone helping you
in your investigations? Tell us more about them.
Merilee is good for
helping create the posters that keep us both on the right track. We get takeout
and a bottle of wine and brainstorm. My other sidekick is Drake, my dog. He’s
got a nose for trouble and helped find some great clues while we were looking
for the cowboy’s killer.
How do you handle
investigating when people don’t believe in you?
It’s not so much the
believing IN me that’s a problem. It’s more a matter of believing what I tell
them and not taking my evidence at face value.
What was the most difficult
period in your investigation, and how did you deal with it?
The most
difficult part was having the police confiscate my evidence. Okay, I know
that’s his job, but it didn’t help me any. It bothers me most when I hit a
brick wall and nothing seems to add up.
Would you ever do something
against the law to help your investigation?
Who? Me? Not really, but it
never helps to buy the Medical Examiner lunch or bake the judge muffins
sometimes.
What will you do differently in
your future investigations?
That’s it. No more investigations for me.
I’m focusing on my shop and never, ever solving another case. Well, unless one
just happens to fall at my feet…
How would you describe your
investigation style?
Hm, I’m not sure about style. I’m more like a
Jessica Fletcher-type investigator. Small town, I get to know most of my
suspects without them suspecting I suspect them… Something like that. Being a
cross-stitch aficionado, I’m more apt to notice the little details.
Who has impacted you most in
your career as a detective (amateur or not) and how?
Oh, good question.
I guess I’d go with Jessica Fletcher. I try to think the best of everyone but
remain skeptical.
Tell me one thing about
yourself you wouldn't want others to know.
That’s a tough one. I’m
friends with a couple women who love to gossip, so I don’t really have any
secrets. They even know about my husband being a lout and changing jobs without
telling me. He works for a development company that plans to expand our little
town while taking advantage on property owners. Not cool!
Do you have a favorite quote?
“Live the
life you love.” That’s why I opened a craft shop. I love to do needlepoint and
help other people to create their passion projects.
Thank you for the lengthy talk, Audra, and keep on with the good work!
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